Stairs!
I don,t think i can
Hey guys just start without me
I,ll catch up
Inner peace
Itchy nose
Finally inner peace
Our battle ended five hundred years ago
Now i am ready for a rematch
Took you long enough
You,ve grown stronger
500 years in the spirit realm you,ll pick up a thing or two
I have taken the chi of every master here
And soon i,ll have your power too
When will you realize “the more you take,the less you have”
With your chi i ,ll finally be able to return to the mortal world
And this time you won,t be there to stop me
It was never my destiny to stop me
i have set another on that path
Then i will find him and take his chi too
Justice is about to be served
We,ll have two justice platters please
The spicy noodle soup for t
Did you want extra sauce with that
She wants it on the side
Dragon you can to it
Go dragon warrior defend the valley
You guys aren,t doing the dramatic pose are you
Do we have t strike the pose every time we land
You guys never underestimate the power of a dramatic entrance
I,ve heard about some master who could win a fight just by throwing open a door
Dramatic entrance
The dragon warrior is correct
I was just making
Before the battle of the fist comes the battle of the mind
Hence,the dramatic entrance
Nice dramatic entrance
What,s the occasion? Today will be my final class
Wait i didn,t even know you were sick
Although you have been looking a little i,m not sick
Healthy a little healthy a lot actually
My final class because from now on your training will be in the hands of the dragon warrior
Teach i mean why not t
she,s always telling everyone what to d
Be quiet po see what i mean
T is not the dragon warrior you are
Come on they,re the five what can i teach them
There is always something more to learn even for a master
For instance let me show you another move
The dramatic exit
Are you kidding me
Where,d he go?
He,s gone guys it,s cool
We are await your instruction master
All you have to lose is our respect
Seriously how dad could it be
Leave me
Let,s switch it up immovable mountain stance
My fault crane go high i mean low
Oh my claw thingy
Did you at least a little something
And t is flammable turns out
That was a complete disaster
I,m glad we,re not po right now what a loser
What was shifu thinking
What was o thinking
I think he heard us i didn,t hear anything
He said you,re a loser
Would you stop doing that how was your first day teaching
Humiliating i heard
Who told you did t tell you
Did she also tell you that it,ll never happen again cause i,m done
Teaching,or being humiliated
Both i don,t know why you ever thought i could teach that class
I knew you couldn,t
You set me up to fail why
If you only do what you can do you,ll never be more than you are now
I don,t wanna be more i like who l am
You don,t even know who you are
And what exactly does that mean dragon warrior?
Just going around and punching and kicking
Defending the valley and stuff
You think that is what the great master o saw for you
A five hundred year prophecy full-filled so you can spend your days kicking butt town high-fiving bunnies
O saw greatness in you po against my better judgment
More than you can see in yourself
Incredible power awaits you
Power beyond anything you can imagine
What was that that was chi
And running through ?
What,s chi
The energy that flows through all living things
So you,re saying if i so you,re saying if i teach
I,ll be able to do cool stuff like that
I,m saying if you teach i,ll be able to do cool stuff like that
Master of chi requires mastery of self
O sat alone in a cave for thirty years asking one question
I,m lucky if i get five minute before you interrupt
So now i have to sit alone in a cave for thirty years
Eventually after you master teaching
There,s no way i,m ever gonna be like you
I,m not trying turn you into me
I,m trying turn you into you
Almost there shifu just a little more confusing and you,ll be the next o
No offense master o i just
I,ll let you get back to your eternal peace
What is this place my brother,s farm
If i stepped on you would you die?
The mortal realm
General k
To teach you a lesson
Is so handsome
Thank you for the compliment
Please don,t teach me to death
I like just stopping by for a little saok
What,s wrong nothing
I come home and find you taking a bath with your dolls
Action figures and instead of adding bath-salt to the water
You just added peppercorns
My tenders
Something,wrong
there son you tell your daddy all about it
Lift you arm
Shifu say i don,t know what it means to be the dragon warrior
Now i have to be a teacher
I thought i finally knew who i was
If i,m not the dragon then who am i?
That,s a promotion
And someday when you,re in charge of the whole j
I can sell noodle in the iobby
Why are you still here taking a bath like a baby?
Get out
Franchise expansion awaits us
What about the dragon look alike contest
Chua always wins that
And the dragon dumpling eating contest
I have to defend my title
No one,s gonna beat your dumpling eating record
Someone,s about beat your dumpling eating record
Who,s eating my dumplings and who,s paying for them
Is that a new record
I,m looking for my son
You lost your son many years ago
I lost my father
Good luck to you
I hope you find your son
And i hope you find your father
Don,t just stand there give your old man a hug
I can,t believe you,re alive
I thought i ,d lost you forever little lotus
This is very embarrassing
but i think you,ve got me confused
With a panda name
You wouldn,t remember
See the little lotus was the name you were given at birth
I can,t believe it after all
these years and you,re really here
This is amazing
I,m supposed to call you
I,m pretty sure he said his name is li
Thank you for taking such good care of my son
Now hold on just a minute
How do we know this stranger is even related to you
Look at that our bellies could be brothers
Let me teach you how to belly gong
It,s like looking in a fat mirror
I can,t believe we,re taking a picture together
But i still don,t understand
I thought po was the only panda left
There,s a whole bunch of us
A secret panda village in the mountains
But how did you know where i was
I received a message that led me here
How could you receive a message if no one could find you
Sounds suspicious to me
Wait it was message from the universe
Now what,s all about a dragon
How ,d you know i was the dragon w
Did the universe tell you that too
The poster did and gift shop i bought a tiny cup
You have no idea there,s so much to show you
You,re gonna be so awesomely proud
Couple more steps
Do you have panda asthma too?
Does that run in the family?
You,re gonna love this
It,s like the coolest thing
This is the hall of heroes
Home of the most priceless kung fu artifacts in all of china
You were going to say awesome
Because it totally is
But be super careful everything is very fragile here
Someone broke that once
Some idiot
This is master flying r,s battle armor
I wonder if i could fit in that
Get out of my head dad
I,ve wonder the same thing
If i could fit it in it
What are you going we,re not supposed to tough anything
Should i put it back
You probably should you look so cool tough
How does it feel
Do the hinges does it smell like r
Does it feel like you,re impenetrable
Does it feel like you can take on a thousand w
And emerge unscathed
Wonder what this does i should pull it
I think i just peed a little
Anything else we should try in here
You,re never gonna guess who just showed up
How did you just guess that
We look exactly the same
It is a honor to meet you
Perhaps your father would care to join us in the training hall
Your son will be teaching the class
I would love to watch you teach
Trust me it would be more fun to watch me
The valley is under attack
Now you can see what being the dragon w is all about
Enemies of justice prepare for
What,s the deal with the green guys
Get a quick sketch of us
I blinked can we get another one
I,m being choked by master
Stay away from my son
I,ll clean it up later
Check out my dumping of doom
Your chi will soon be mine
Is he talking to me which one
Maybe it,d be scary back at them
But we gotta plan what we,re gonna say first
Otherwise it won,t be scary it,ll be just stupid
It,s me talking through them
Did you see that what just happened
The green smoke just poof and then poof shifu
Never heard of him
Where is it there,s so much wisdom in here
All the answers will be found within
It,s blank
It is written in o,s hand
Can you just unroll it all at once
I was an ambitious young w leading a great army
And fighting by my side was k
My closest friend
One day we were ambushed i was badly wounded
My friend carried me for days looking for help
Until we came to a secret village high in the mountains
An ancient place of healing
A village of pandas
Pandas who used the power of chi to heal me
They taught me how to give chi
But k wanted the power all to himself
He saw that what could be given could also be taken
I had to stop him
Our battle shook the earth
Until finally i banished k to the spirit realm
Should he ever return to the mortal realm
He can only stopped by a true master of chi
I can barely make a flower bloom
I,d need at least thirty more years and a cave
He will continue stealing the chi of master until he has consumed is all
We have to make a way to stop him
Oh get more more powerful with every master he defeats
There is no choice we fight
I can teach you son
That must be why the universe sent you here
So what do i have to do
You have to come home with me
To the secret village
You must be rediscover what it is to be a panda
You have to learn how to live like a panda sleep like a panda
Those 103 dumplings i was just warming up
I,ve always felt like i wasn,t eating up to my full potential
You can,t take po away from me i want a second opinion
Open another scroll or something
I think he should go a third opinion
Dad you heard what shifu said o said
This guy can only be stopped by a master of chi
And i can only master chi by knowing who i really am
I,ll pack your lunch for the road
Do you really think po can master chi in time
Doesn,t matter what i think
It only matters that the universe think that,s no
What are we going to do
You are going to find out where k
Follow the trail of those jade creatures but do not engage
For with every foe he faces k becomes stronger
Why me is it because i asked?
It is because you can fly
Should be kept your beak shut
Lunch break you don,t need to ask mo twice
What are you doing here
What am i doing getting backache
Did you have to step on every rock
I mean why are you here
What was i supposed to do
What if the pandas don,t have food you like
You,re never gonna be able to save the word on an empty stomach
I consider my presence mission critical
About that we can,t share the location of the village with others
You think i can,t keep a secret
I raised po for twenty years before i finally told him be was adopted
I guess it would be cruel to make you fly back
We,re here
Sure looks like a long ways up there
And my son hated stairs so let,s go home
We don,t do stairs
I,ve waited my whole life to hear those words
This is the secret panda village no wonder you kept it a secret
If i lived here i wouldn,t tell anyone either
Why are we running
Everyone gather around
This is my son
He,s so handsome just like his father
These are your cousins
Buns on a strings
We call it a snacklace
We,ll make you another one
Careful with that
That,s my action figure
Can i keep her
Take good care of her
You look just like me but a baby
Let,s feast in my son,s honor
Pandas don,t walk we roll
Have you ever seen anyone look so ridiculous
You,re right that is better than walking
What kind of panda doesn,t know how to roll
I,m kinda new at this whole being a panda thing
And what kind of panda are you you have a funny neck
What are those for
These are chosticks they,re for picking up dumplings
You mean you only eat one at a time
I knew i wasn,t eating up to my potential
Please but try to save all other compliments until after the performance
Shut it after the performance
It started yet
At least that,s what she says look away
Why does she keep staring at me like that try to keep up
I don,t really know to dance
Of course you do
I know what are you thinking you do
How can one panda be so beautiful
Help me you,re on your own
Don,t worry you,ll get the hang of it
Wings of surveillance
J attacked our village we,ve tracked them here
They must be in there
Master shifu strongly advised us
Not to engage
Gotta get in there
You,re seriously afraid
Even master chicken,s going in there and he,s a chicken
That,s is i,m going in
We have order not to
Your chi is strong just like your friend
Don,t worry little birdie i,ll put your chi to good use
Destroying the j palance and everyone in it
Wings of regret
First day of panda training i,m gonna make you bloom
Pandas sleep till past noon
So lesson number one is go back to bed
Nobody said this was gonna be easy
Show him kids can you do this
You gotta let hill tell you where to roll
Let,s show him how we go up hill
Get them while they,re cold
What are you doing there that food is for p
Feeling relaxed
Just let yourself fall into it
Subtle let me get some of that
Leave my hat alone
What are you guys looking at
What,s how we roll
Now you try again but don,t try so hard
About the mess
I don,t usually get visitors
I didn,t get invited either
K has taken their chi
The villagers evacuated
How dare you set foot on these grounds
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